( #GLITTERWORLDPROBLEMS )

I took a fairly thorough off-season for DWTS, meaning that I've watched/read/blogged next to nothing about the All-Stars Season that is currently airing on the East Coast (YOU BASTARDS, GETTING EVERYTHING BEFORE US INCLUDING DWTS AND ALSO SUNSHINE). I was even thinking, given the overwhelmingly awesome commitments of sparktober and NaNo that overlap with the ( Read more... )

I'll be honest - I'm not sure I have a quality liveblog in me tonight. I don't know if it's the fact that my bathroom is covered in glitter (more so than usual) from my 6-am-dressing-up-as-Pinkie-Pie-for-work process, or because I am covered in glitter from same, but I sort of feel like I've been living Dancing With the Stars all day long and whew ( Read more... )

First of all, can I just say that I love it when I go to my friendslist and it's full of lj-cuts that say "You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors" and it takes me a few pages of scrolling before I realize that I'm logged out and this isn't just a clever new meme people are doing. Livejournal shares my sense of humor, ( Read more... )

It's Broadway Week! I can't even imagine the Hallelujah chorus that lifted up from the DWTS studios when this theme was first announced. I almost gave up liveblogging after Carson and Anna were tragically eliminated last week, leaving possibly the most boring cast imaginable to take on the holy responsibility of Broadway Week, but you know I can't ( Read more... )

Title: “Tuesday”
Rating: PG-13
Category: Hines/Kym, angst & romance. My pretend boyfriend Tristan makes an appearance, but not as my boyfriend.
Summary: This season, wearing tassels is harder than it used to be.
Author's Note: Set yesterday, on the Tuesday after 80s Night. Inspired/demanded by paparazzi video of the after-party.

( Tuesday )

I have been a nervous glitter wreck all day! I don't think the universe entirely understands how essential to my continued happiness it is that Carson and Anna remain on this mirrorboat forever. The judges certainly don't understand it! On the luck o' the Soviets side, when I was driving in to work, a random radio station had borrowed Bruno's " ( Read more... )

Oh my God you guys. It's 80s night. I could not humanly be more excited about this. I'm so excited that I dressed up in my best 80s wear to watch the show. When it was the 80s, it looked like "Oh, there's an 8-year-old in a rainbow brite phase who got into the glitter!" Now that same look comes off more like "fetish candy raver," and I wasn't that ( Read more... )

There's a radio station in Pittsfield, Massachusetts in the late 90s that used to always surround their movie promos with the line "But watch out - the floor is sticky!" That should have been Chynna's excuse last night. I will now yield the movie-related jokes to Mime Emeritus Tom Bergeron!

( Week 4, Results! )

Previously on Dancing With the Stars, Carson and Anna were the best thing ever. That's basically all you need to know.

( Week 4, the liveblog! )